The first rule of Robot Club is – you do not talk about Robot Club. The second rule of Robot Club is – you DO NOT talk about Robot Club. Third rule of Robot Club, someone yells Stop!, goes limp, taps out, the fight is over. Fourth rule, only two Robots to a fight. Fifth rule, one fight at a time, Robots. Sixth rule, no armour, no tracks. Seventh rule, fights will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule, if this is your first night at Robot Club, you have to fight.
The first rule of Robot Club is – you do not talk about Robot Club. The second rule of Robot Club is – you DO NOT talk about … wait.. sorry, the second rule is:
No smoking.
beehatch on
July 31st, 2007
I only understood the Asimov reference because of my discerning movie going.
EmmaG on
April 4th, 2008
SERIOUS COMMENT: I’m very disappointed in beehatch. Asimov is quite literally a genius. All his short stories (not just the robot series) deserve a read and subsequent devotion.
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I thought the way it worked was this…
The first rule of Robot Club is – you do not talk about Robot Club. The second rule of Robot Club is – you DO NOT talk about Robot Club. Third rule of Robot Club, someone yells Stop!, goes limp, taps out, the fight is over. Fourth rule, only two Robots to a fight. Fifth rule, one fight at a time, Robots. Sixth rule, no armour, no tracks. Seventh rule, fights will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule, if this is your first night at Robot Club, you have to fight.
Asimov would’ve loved your robot
Sorry Pepsi you’re wrong.
It’s officially:
The first rule of Robot Club is – you do not talk about Robot Club. The second rule of Robot Club is – you DO NOT talk about … wait.. sorry, the second rule is:
No smoking.
I only understood the Asimov reference because of my discerning movie going.
SERIOUS COMMENT: I’m very disappointed in beehatch. Asimov is quite literally a genius. All his short stories (not just the robot series) deserve a read and subsequent devotion.